January 2012
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Two republicans discussing who they are going to...
Bob: So... who do you like for this thing?
Fred: I have to like one of them?
Bob: Well who are you voting for?
Fred: I've been closing my eyes and leaving the choice to God.
Bob: I did that for a while, but God kept voting for Jon Huntsman.
Fred: Who the hell is that?
Bob: No idea.
Fred: I guess the best thing we can do is go through all the candidates and figure out which one would make the best President.
Bob: Okay, Newt Gingrich.
Fred: His head is too big.
Bob: Michele Bachmann.
Fred: I met her husband at a rally.... he cupped my testicles.
Bob: Rick Santorum.
Fred: I don't know much about him. Whenever I try to google his name, the safety software I use to keep my son from looking at porn shuts down the computer.
Bob: Ron Paul.
Fred: I don't trust people with two first names.
Bob: Rick Perry?
Fred: He reminds me of John Wayne if he had terrible brain damage.
Bob: Mitt Romney.
Fred: Ugh. I guess.
nonplussedbyreligion: Mitt Romney -- some things... →
gayrightsarehumanrights:
Romney:
Wants Roe v. Wade repealed
Supports “abstinence-only” sex “education” (also known as … teen pregnancy!)
Opposes same-sex marriage and civil unions
Supports amending the fucking Constitution to DEFINE marriage as “between one man and one woman”
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December 2011
36 posts
The Difference Between Cats & Dogs
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